EEEEeewwwww. SHIT!

I like you well enough. You have always been nice to me and our kids even if you were the devil when you were raising my husband during the summers and every other holiday. But the state of your house makes me want to vomit. Who is it that keeps shitting on the back of the toilet seat and WHY does no one wipe it off ?! And how does one even get shit on the TOP of the lid of the toilet?! Baby potties are meant to be used once and CLEANED out not to be left there until full and covered in slimy dusty stuff. If you didn't notice the dog shit in your son's room. And there is rat shit in the utensil drawer. It is BEYOND nasty when there is a chance of EATING the shit!!!! How is it there is shit in EVERY room of the house? I understand now why my husband feels the need to shower after every.single.time he shits. And his aversion to truck stops. Anyone living in that house is going to need a shit ton of therapy and a ton of clorox wipes.